And now that I have a blog, I'm going to start by attracting traffic...
Apparently, the most googled things are curent events, Shilpa Shetty(god,I hate her!), Freida Pinto, Britney, the IPL, and of course, porn. So I figure if I mention them often enough in this post, I ought to direct SOME people this way eh?
Ahem...so here goes.
Shilpa Shetty. I think she's a swine. Like the flu that's going around. Swine flu. I find it extremely wierd that she(Shilpa), made headlines for being discriminated against, and is now one of the most popular Indian stars in the world. Not to mention that stupid Freida Pinto, and the rest of the Slumdog Millionaire cast. They say Freida's been pitched as the next Bond girl.
Excuse me, but what??
Anyone heard of Aishwariya Rai? Or Priyanka Chopra? I think they would make far better Bond girls. Stupid Freida Pinto. And stupid Shilpa Shetty.
Sure, Freida's pretty. But she doesn't really have that something-something.
And did I mention that Shilpa's a bitch? Yeah, she is. I met her once(before she got famous in the UK), and she was so rude to one of my friends who wanted her autograph. And I mean RUDE.
Britney, Britney Britney.
Britney Spears. What can I say?
Well, since there's the whole line about a picture being worth a thousand words, I give you this.
Okay. What else. Oh yes, my Dad's hooked on the T20 series or whatever. Indian Premier League. We're actually in India at the moment(boy is this place HOT! And I mean in a ohmigosh I'm MELTING kinda way)...although that has nothing to do with the matches because they're being held in South Africa.
Shilpa Shetty owns a team. The Rajastan Royals. I keep hoping they lose just so I can watch her cry.
As for the porn bit... I think I better stay off that. I realize I could just incorporate words into innocent sentences, but I'd just attract wierd people anyway.
So that's that.
Read my blog people! Stay faithful, and I promise you'll never have to meet my family.
Can't say that for my boyfriend though. He met my dad two weeks ago.
But that's another story.
